I’m going to be honest with you right from the beginning:
I didn’t actually subway it to the Osgoode Station area. I walked. With my friend, Caitlin.
I kind of feel like I’ve cheated somehow.
BUT WHATEVER. I took pictures and have things to say about Osgoode, so I guess that makes up for the fact that I didn’t spend the $6 needed to get there and back.
It was actually a long walk – if you know where I live, you’ll know what I mean. Good thing for us that it was actually a decent day and wasn’t too cold. Lately it’s been freezing. I try not to leave my building. Ever.
ANYWAY…
The reason we went to Queen Street was to hit up the Condom Shack. I needed to pick up a little something for a friend who’s celebrating his 19th birthday in less than a week.
Honestly, this place is one of the best adult stores I’ve ever been to (and I’ve been to my fair share). It’s not even that they have a huge selection or anything, it’s just that their employees are amazing. They’re so open and honest, and it’s actually nice to have someone tell you the truth about certain products they’ve tried. The employee that we spoke to spoke to us for like, five minutes about silicone lube. She was a passionate woman.
If you’re ever in the area, go inside and take a look around. Unlike most adult stores, you don’t need to be 18 to go in – I went in for the first time when I was 15 or 16 – and buy stuff.
Next to the Condom Shack is this amazing piercing and tattoo place called Adrenaline.
It’s a little pricey, but if you want your piercings (and I guess tattoos, although I’ve never gotten a tattoo there) done right, go here. The music is loud, the people are nice, and there’s a lot of cool stuff to look at at the front of the store. Every once in a while, you’ll see some guy from a scene band mosey in. Those scene kids all look the same.
By the way, here’s a picture of Caitlin:
… moving on.
Another gem of Queen Street is the Silver Snail. If you live in Toronto and have never heard of the SS… I’m sorry. We can never be friends.

I just Googled 'Comic Book Pick-Up Lines' and this came up: 'I am a superhero and I’ll patrol your block all night long.'
This place is heaven for nerds.
I mean, I’m no nerd. I just like playing Carcassonne. Like, a lot.
Seriously, if anybody gets me the Catapult expansion pack, I will love them forever. I’ve wanted it for SO LONG.
Another great thing about the Silver Snail? Their front window displays. Right now, it’s Godzilla themed:
I’ve never even seen Godzilla and I still derive great pleasure from seeing this.
The SS is two levels of amazing if you’re into comics or action figures or whatever. Caitlin is definitely nerdier than I am, so she probably appreciates this place a little more than I do, but I still like it. It’s right across from the Rivoli too, so if you’re ever going to a show there or something, you can just stop by the SS. To buy me the expansion pack. Please. And thanks.
The final place that I took a picture of was the Black Market:
The Black Market is my favourite clothing store ever. Every time I go, I end up walking out with at least one amazing piece of clothing that I wear pretty much every day.
Case in point: my dog sweater. If you’ve ever met me, you probably know what I mean.
I didn’t take any pictures of what it looks like on the inside (YOU NEED TO GO IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF), but trust me when I say that it’s glorious. I could spend hours and hours in there and not get bored (I’ve done it before). This time, I bought a t-shirt with a picture of Napoleon riding a bike on it, as well as a blue scarf. Needless to say, both items will be worn many, many times. I’m so pumped.

Fashion Crimes - Cool clothes, but I've yet to find something in there that I would actually wear on a day that isn't Halloween.
We went to some other stores in the area (Lush – I bought a lettuce face mask – and DavidsTea – I bought 50g of Dulce & Banana), and then we decided that it was time to head back to campus. Before we left though, we made sure to take some pictures of some of the street art.



As much as I say I dislike Queen Street, it has its good sides. On weekends and in the summer, it’s usually filled with 905ers on day trips (I know, I said the same thing about Kensington Market), but since we went on a Tuesday in the morning, it wasn’t busy at all. If you go during the day too, the workers are WAY nicer because they don’t have to deal with all the high school kids. We didn’t have one bad service experience today, so I’d say the trip was a success.
Also, we stopped at King’s Noodle House on our way back to campus! Caitlin bought me lunch because she owed me money. Then she bought an apple. It was huge.
Going to Queen Street was just a good way to spend a Tuesday with a good friend. Plus, I got to tried fried dough at King’s. MMMMMMMM.















































